From the LA Times’ Showtracker, the perfect way to handle Fox News’ Megyn Kelly’s declaration that Santa is white:

“Were there not a War on Christmas underway…Showtracker would counter that some scholars have debated whether Santa is at all and whether it would be possible to deliver presents to millions of homes around the world in a single night assisted only by a sleigh and a team of reindeer. But such musings might incite further hostilities in this war, which we hope is over soon so the troops can return home to their families.”